What have you done to my cartoons? This is the new Powerpuff Girls that has come back in 2016 and it is awful…just awful, it is just like the majority of cartoons that you can find on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network nowadays and if you are like me and grew out of cartoons years ago but one day went back just for the sake of it, you’ll be amazed at how much it has changed…for the worse! Check out this video of Powerpuff Girls and see what you think.

These are just some of the shows you can find on Nickelodeon today…don’t rush and look though, you’ll soon be changing the channel!

  • Breadwinners
  • Sanjay And Craig
  • Welcome to the Wayne
  • House Of Anubis
  • Winx Club
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • Fanboy and Chum Chum
  • So many live action series! MAKE IT STOP!

I can’t name them, it’d be too painful! What happened Nickolodeon, you used to be awesome and have all of the best shows on television, YET NOW YOU HAVE THIS RUBBISH ON EVERYDAY! you look like a former shadow of yourself and it’s heartbreaking because you were the TV program to go onto apart from Cartoon Network! Speaking of that other program, let’s see what they have to watch today

Cartoon Network

  • Powerpuff Girls
  • Adventure Time
  • Amazing World of Gumball
  • Lego: Ninjago, Masters of Spinjitzu
  • Uncle Grandpa
  • Sonic Boom (WHY?!)
  • Clarence
  • Incredible Crew
  • Almost Naked Animals
  • The Annoying Orange
  • Johnny Test
  • Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
  • Teen Titans Go! (KILL IT WITH FIRE!)

Here is what we had when I was a kid AND THIS WAS GOOD TV! Here’s Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon

  • Saved By The Bell
  • Sabrina The Teenage Witch
  • Hey Arnold!
  • Fairly Odd Parents
  • Ren and Stimpy
  • Avatar, Legend of Aang
  • Danny Phantom
  • Invader Zim (Be Jealous!)
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • Rugrats
  • CatDog
  • Rocko’s Modern Life
  • Kenan and Kel
  • Drake and Josh
  • Jimmy Neutron

That’s proper TV, not any of this cringe-worthy Sitcom stuff you get now! I don’t know really why sit coms for kids are so all over the place now but none of them are funny and the jokes are forced or about farts…wow, has humour gotten worse since the 90’s and 00’s? Apparently so, no wonder kids are more interested in iPads and such now, TV has become terrible and boring. Anyway, here’s Cartoon Network

Cartoon Network

  • Powerpuff Girls
  • Samurai Jack
  • Codename Kids Next Door
  • Courage The Cowardly Dog
  • Johnny Bravo
  • Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
  • Dragonball Z
  • Ed,Edd and Eddy
  • Cow and Chicken
  • Justice League
  • Teen Titans (The good one)
  • Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Dexter’s Laboratory

I know different generations like new things and all but this just feels like a massive nose dive from a great formula to…stupidity, I’d feel stupid watching these shows because they are forced and begging for you to like them, have you ever watched a full episode of Breadwinners? I tried…couldn’t do it, I felt sick to my stomach…are they ducks…look more like peas with swelled up Jaundice Lips!  Cow and Chicken makes more sense than Breadwinners and this show includes the Devil!

So Butt Jokes are what’s funny now? I mean they were funny in my day but weren’t overused and mentioned every few seconds and to me, these shows are garbage! Although, if they suck now…imagine cartoons ten years from now….I shudder to imagine how desperate Nickelodeon will get…I mean they are planning to bring back As Told By Ginger and Hey Arnold! I swear if you destroy these gems then you shall never be forgiven!

Apart from Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, not much else can be moaned about….oh wait, I know

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You mother******! How could you? How f****** could you! Not Lion King! You monsters! I get that you want to introduce Lion King to a new generation but for the love of everything that is right with this world (which isn’t much) why would you mess with this diamond!

Some might wonder what I have against this show, I mean we have Simba, Timon and Pumba and Rafiki back, what’s the problem? Well I watched the first episode special and at the start, it wasn’t bad, it felt like the Lion King of old…my how quick was that to go! horrible animation that many other shows use, I thought shows were meant to try and improve over the years, not get worse and lazy…that’s the impression I get from the animation on half of these shows nowadays and it sucks!

Here is what I hated the most about Lion Guard, this little abomination…Bunga

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I would happily run this thing down with a car and scorch him with a flamethrower, the worst thing to happen since Lion King 3! What were they thinking with this? Over energetic and annoying…I know what your thinking, but he’s just a kid…all kids are annoying and over hyper, right? If he let others have more screen time then he wouldn’t bother me as much but since it’s either him or Kion, I don’t get to know some of the others half as much, Bunga is like the jealous kid that can’t stand anyone else getting attention so just appears all the time with that darn annoying voice that I would use to torture a person!

Lion Guard for me is the worst thing involved with Lion King and it barely has anything to do with Lions…why not Animal Guard or Pride Guard…Lion just doesn’t make sense to me! Timon and Pumbaa had a spin off in the 90’s and it was good because it made sense! It was about the characters and was entertaining, not just thrown together for toy sales! Bunga doesn’t deserve to be on the same plain as Timon or Pumbaa.

I get it, it’s on Disney Junior and meant for Pre-Schoolers and all that but it’s so overhyped and makes no sense…what Disney, did you watch My Little Pony and get the mark idea from them? Protect the Circle of Life, Guard Equestria…seriously, you just saw an opportunity of reviving an old show and thought you could do the same!  I get what you tried to do and possibly, it would grow on some people but it just wasn’t the return to Lion King that many were hoping for…shame but we can’t forget the good memories that we had growing up with Lion King.

If this is a generation thing then I am so glad I was born in the 90’s and not in this time…if I had to say that this TV was good…I’d feel like I had no soul or had never experienced GOOD TV before, I wouldn’t know what it was. If I thought Breadwinners was a great TV show, I’d just give up on TV altogether and go outside…Television cartoons have changed and maybe it’s just a sign that I am now too old to enjoy them, I’ve matured and now don’t understand why a younger generation does what it does…yikes…I’m only 25!

IT’S TIME TO STOP THIS!

1 Comment

  1. ” Here is what I hated the most about Lion Guard, this little abomination…Bunga .
    I would happily run this thing down with a car and scorch him with a flamethrower … ”

    just for that line … Whoever you are , i LOVE you XD XD

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